Tuesday, February 03, 2009

8.5 Months Pregnant

A few thoughts...
  • If another person tells me that my not sleeping more than 1.5 hours at a stretch is "preparation for when the baby wakes you up to eat" I may just lose my mind. (No offense to my friends who've said it). I realize it's true but hey, I just want to sleep longer. Last night I got in a 3 hour nap from midnight to 3am and thought it was the best thing since Bud Light was invented.
  • Speaking of adult bevies, the reason I slept for 3 hours last night was ultimately because of the 2 fingers of white wine Jaime gave me to drink at bedtime. My first cocktail since my Tom Jones Girls Gone Wild Gambling Adventure at the end of June 2008.
  • My baby boy has begun developing quite the personality in utero. So far he has made it clear that he does not tolerate hard sleeping surfaces at all. If my body pillow somehow un-wedges from beneath my belly while I'm asleep, he will kick continually at the bed until I wake up and replace it. Then it's back to sleep for him while I have to get up, pee, get back in bed and get comfortable before maybe falling asleep.
  • Trust me when I say that getting up & back into bed isn't easy when you're this pregnant. Turning over is a feat in itself.
  • I feel much like a thanksgiving day parade float, lumbering down the street no matter if I'm actually on a sidewalk or going down the office hallway. The good thing is, most people like parade floats. People in general are so much nicer to pregnant women than to anyone else.

4 comments:

(F)redddy said...

LIAR! YOU DRANK BEER at your baby shower, SATURDAY! I ain't judging, I'm just saying, keep it real!

Kay said...

A teeny tiny sip of beer is not the same as the several ounces of wine that Jaime gave me. LOL Okay, I have BARELY tasted any adult bevie until Jaime gave me wine...is that better?

(F)redddy said...

I thought it was TWO beers and that it "tasted like it was personally delivered by G*d from Heaven"? I may have taken a LITTLE bit of artistic license on that, but I believe the comment was very similar!

Kay said...

ROFL!! No, just one little sip of LoneStar. But a few weeks ago I did have a little sip of a Shiner Black. The LoneStar sip did taste like it was delivered by God in Heaven. :-) But a tiny sip still doesn't constitute a "cocktail". Several fingers of wine does. At least according to my definitions.